so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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