So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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