I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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