I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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