I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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