butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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