I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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