I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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