I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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