Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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