cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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