sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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