That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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