when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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