just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
