Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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