i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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