it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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