white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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