You don't have asthma, your pregnant
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
no you cant smoke seaweed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
