Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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