Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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