plz talk dirty to me
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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