stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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