how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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