Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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