btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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i've created a new STD.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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