Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I would fuck him just for his dog
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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