I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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