That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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