I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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