And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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