Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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