its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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