The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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