Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Let's paint friendship bongs
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
