I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
