i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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