What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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