Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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