Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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