the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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