I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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