Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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