i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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