Only a mothe r could love this liver
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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