Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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