Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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