listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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