I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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