would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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