She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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